Everything Is Under Control — A Special Report

An Ounce - For Your Consideration • February 04, 2026 • Solo Episode

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Everything is under control—or at least that’s what the broadcast says. In this special report, calm anchors deliver absurd news as reality quietly unravels behind them. A satirical look at certainty, reassurance, and collapse. This episode presents a familiar format behaving exactly as expected… even when the world doesn’t. Potatoes organize. Time pools at airports. An asteroid approaches. AI quietly leaves. Sports continues. If this stayed with you, you probably know someone else who ...

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